ScottyWeb : Scottys Scribbles

An incoherent rash of rambling drivel from a disturbed individual.

Scribble - According to The Collins English Dictionary

1. To write or draw in a hasty or illegible manner
2. To make meaningless or illegible marks(on)
3. Derog. or facetious. to write poetry,novels, etc.
4. Hasty careless writing or drawing.
5. Meaningless or illegible marks.
- 'scribbler' n. - 'scribbly' adj.

You need to learn to walk before you can run. Crawling before you walk is optional.	Jumping Joan Here I am Little jumping Joan When nobody's with me, I'm all alone.
One fine day One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. Traditional	A baby sardine A baby sardine Saw her first submarine: She was scared and watched through a peephole. "Oh, come, come, come," Said the sardine's mum "It's only a tin full of people." Spike Milligan

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

In a Town
In a town there is a shop.
And in that shop there is a shelf.
And on that shelf there is a book.
And in that book there is a story.

In that story is a town.
And in that town there is a shop.
And in that shop there is a shelf.
And on that shelf there is a book.
And in that book there is a story.

In that story is a town.
And in that town there is a shop.
And in that shop there is a shelf.
And on that shelf there is a book.
And in that book there is a story.

But that book is too little to read.

What do ghosts eat for lunch? - Ghoulash